What happens when Jesus tells his disciples they've been working to hard, and they get away to a lonely place? Peter and James fight over the nice chair Phillip orders a martini Footrubs for all! 5000 people show up

This sounds like you're reimagining the story of the feeding of the 5,000 with a humorous twist. In the original Biblical accounts (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John), Jesus and his disciples seek a quiet place to rest, but are followed by a large crowd. Instead of relaxing, Jesus has compassion on them and miraculously feeds the multitude with just a few loaves and fishes.<br /><br />Your version, with the comfortable chair, martini, and foot rubs, highlights the disciples' desire for rest and relaxation, which is humorously contrasted with the overwhelming reality of the crowd's arrival. It's a funny way to point out the irony of the situation.<br />